Imagine a world where pests ruled the NFL. The teams you know and love would be transformed into the creepy, crawly, and downright persistent creatures that invade our homes. Thankfully, pest control experts make sure these critters stay off your real home turf. Here’s what the NFL lineup might look like if bugs and pests took over!
Green Bay “Smackers”
“Swatting down every pass that comes their way!”
Tampa Bay “Buccan-earwigs”
“Invading the field, one yard at a time!”
San Francisco “Pokey Biters”
“Leaving their mark on every down!”
Cleveland “Brown Recluses”
“Silent but deadly on the gridiron!”
Pittsburgh “Stingers”
“Swarming the offense, stinging the defense!”
Philadelphia “Weevils”
“Gnawing their way to victory!”
Seattle “Flea-hawks”
“Leaping past the competition!”
New York “Gi-ants”
“Strength in numbers, power in every play!”
Minnesota “Fly-kings”
“Buzzing through the end zone!”
Houston “Ticks-ans”
“Locked in tight ‘til the final whistle!”
Las Vegas “Pantry Raiders”
“Stealing wins like crumbs from your pantry!”
New England “Rats”
“Finding gaps, breaking through defenses!”
Let the pest games begin! Which team would you root for in this bugged-out NFL lineup?
